So, in my typical indecisive fashion, I purchased a decorative accessory a few weeks ago to put on one of our many built-in bookshelves. I liked it when I bought it, brought it home, and after looking at it for 3 weeks, decided I didn't really like it that much after all. Back to TJ Maxx it shall go. Matt's thrilled, because he never liked it in the first place.
Tonight at dinner, he informed me that he finally figured out what it was.
Allyn: "A spittoon?"
Matt: "Nope. A toenail receptacle!!"
Allyn: "Sick!!"
So, if you find yourself in TJ Maxx and happen upon this little treasure, refrain from buying it. There are about 20 of Matt's toenails inside.
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